Throughly Disgusting and Stupid

I have to warn you, this topic is gross, anatomically so. Now that I have your attention I have to point out that you should not try this at home, nor will this be in JackAss III if it ever comes out. Be that as it may –

“Can You Hear Me Now?”

Cops: Ohio Peeping Tom hid cell phone camera in his backside

JUNE 23–Meet Jeffrey Barrier. The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police. Standing on a chair, Barrier, 41, took the photos at Cincinnati’s Aloha Tanning, where a 35-year-old woman was “in the nude in a tanning room,” according to a Hamilton County Municipal Court affidavit. When cops later confronted Barrier, “he kept denying any involvement of the incident” and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office report, Barrier “did hide evidence in his anus.” …

The report goes on, but I think you get the picture. Its times like this I almost fear for the health of the Republic. Something is seriously wrong with people who would inflict such pain on themselves to avoid prosecution. As many a judge has said — “Remand to custody and for pain served.”

Still better? — “Hi there big boy! That a ringing bowel movement I hear or you just happy to see me?”

Ick. But that is the world today.

Lnky.