Almost Too Hard to Believe Dept

Texting-on-the-go is just the latest tech-created public nuisance, one that’s spreading quickly across a world still grappling with cellphone-addled drivers and wireless-headset users who appear to be speaking too loudly to no one in particular. Like driving cellphone users, mobile texters typing furiously into their cellphones, BlackBerry devices or iPhones can be safety hazards.

According to the National Conference of State Legislatures, several high-profile accidents may have had a role in prompting states such as New Jersey and Washington to outlaw texting while driving. Among the accidents the group cited: a cyclist killed by a texting teen driver in 2005.

But most of the time the victims are the texters, who wind up with bumps and bruises. Northwestern Memorial Hospital’s emergency room has been ground zero in Chicago for texting goofs. Located downtown near shopper-clogged Michigan Avenue, the emergency room is also close to the exceptionally busy lakefront path, where pedestrians and joggers share a lane with bikers.
[Mike Munoz]

James Adams, Northwestern’s chairman of emergency medicine, says he has treated patients involved in texting incidents nearly every day this summer. He says fallen texters are more prone to facial injuries: They tend to hold their devices close to their faces, so their hands are less likely to break their fall. “By the time their hands hit, their face immediately hits and they smash to the ground,” Dr. Adams says. The common outcomes are scraped chins, noses and foreheads, along with broken glasses.

I could pontificate for hours about TextFreaks. But I’ll just cut to the chase — Lemmings.

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